Thursday, March 11, 2004
Wutzup Jhonka!
Hows everything in the outside world...the world of meat. Is it delicious? You bet your ass it is. Yeah...you can keep laughin'...but I'M gonna be the one gettin' $17.50 when all yur gettin is oxygen! Hah! Oxygen! You guys are so lame. I mean who would choose oxygen over $17.50? I mean c'mon! Wait....hold on...wut the hell am i talkin' aboot? Nevermind.
Anyways today got off to a bad start...me mum got me a bacon sandwhich for breakfast, forgetting about me being a vegetarian and all. Yeah...you're right...it did suck. Especially cuz it was the mornign and i had no idea what the fuck i was doing. Who does? Probably all those SAB people. Damn them. They don't intimidate me with their overachieving and their tutus! NO SIR! Anywho...cuz' i could't have breakfast at home i had some Some pulp orange juice at school and let me tell you...it was delicious.
Next was luncheon. Now that royally sucked. And i mean it sucked. All of the hot dishes had meat...so i had to have a japanese seaweed salad and a plain garden salad. They were out of Italian drssing so i had to use oil and vinegar, but the spout for tthe vinegar was all fucked up so it spilled all over me shit...and that sucked...and it made the salad suck. I ended up just having an apple and a plum.
After school i had a mother-grabbin' jamba juice witha coupla homies. At the counter when they ask your name so they can call it out when your drink is ready i said that my name was "Red". Previous names have included "Chuck" and "Mr. Chicago". I quite enjoyed the Carribean passion smoothie in original size with a protien boost that they spewed into a cup and presented to my mouth for liquidation. You should try it.
When i got home i had two slices of cold pizza and some saltless potato chips. For dinner my mom made out of the box mozarella sticks and smily face fries -you know the kind we have at school- oh and ketchup too. And...yup...you guessed it...an italian ice Luigi's style (this time watermelon flavor).
Well...that's all for today my carnivorous companions (THAT'S ILLITERATION!!). Come back tomorrow for some more jovial jewish justified jammin (all right...to far). It'll be fun. Lets do it over lunch...say around 2? I know this great joint downtown...Maxines....ooh man the waitresses are just...oh alright.
It's been real.
P.S. Anyone who isn't already planning to come to all school night better fucking come...cuz' we are gonna fuckin rock the house!
Peace out.
-Lingo
(not to be confused with Ring0...you know that guy...from that band)
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Hows everything in the outside world...the world of meat. Is it delicious? You bet your ass it is. Yeah...you can keep laughin'...but I'M gonna be the one gettin' $17.50 when all yur gettin is oxygen! Hah! Oxygen! You guys are so lame. I mean who would choose oxygen over $17.50? I mean c'mon! Wait....hold on...wut the hell am i talkin' aboot? Nevermind.
Anyways today got off to a bad start...me mum got me a bacon sandwhich for breakfast, forgetting about me being a vegetarian and all. Yeah...you're right...it did suck. Especially cuz it was the mornign and i had no idea what the fuck i was doing. Who does? Probably all those SAB people. Damn them. They don't intimidate me with their overachieving and their tutus! NO SIR! Anywho...cuz' i could't have breakfast at home i had some Some pulp orange juice at school and let me tell you...it was delicious.
Next was luncheon. Now that royally sucked. And i mean it sucked. All of the hot dishes had meat...so i had to have a japanese seaweed salad and a plain garden salad. They were out of Italian drssing so i had to use oil and vinegar, but the spout for tthe vinegar was all fucked up so it spilled all over me shit...and that sucked...and it made the salad suck. I ended up just having an apple and a plum.
After school i had a mother-grabbin' jamba juice witha coupla homies. At the counter when they ask your name so they can call it out when your drink is ready i said that my name was "Red". Previous names have included "Chuck" and "Mr. Chicago". I quite enjoyed the Carribean passion smoothie in original size with a protien boost that they spewed into a cup and presented to my mouth for liquidation. You should try it.
When i got home i had two slices of cold pizza and some saltless potato chips. For dinner my mom made out of the box mozarella sticks and smily face fries -you know the kind we have at school- oh and ketchup too. And...yup...you guessed it...an italian ice Luigi's style (this time watermelon flavor).
Well...that's all for today my carnivorous companions (THAT'S ILLITERATION!!). Come back tomorrow for some more jovial jewish justified jammin (all right...to far). It'll be fun. Lets do it over lunch...say around 2? I know this great joint downtown...Maxines....ooh man the waitresses are just...oh alright.
It's been real.
P.S. Anyone who isn't already planning to come to all school night better fucking come...cuz' we are gonna fuckin rock the house!
Peace out.
-Lingo
(not to be confused with Ring0...you know that guy...from that band)
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