Friday, March 12, 2004
Wutzup Jhonka!
How you are you nutsos? Sorry that i didn't post on friday...i was at all school night watchin gymnastics and didn't gots no times. So i am going to do this looking back on yesterday...i don't know thow...it's gunna be fuckin tough man...i don't think i should pull a stunt like this so early in my blogging career. Oh well....i caint dissapoint the fans. It's all about the FANS man! they show you love...and occasionally boobs. I love groupies. Speakin of that...if anyone wants to be a groupie for this blog...we'll be doing auditions soon...and by "we" i meant me. Yup...
Anywho...lets see if i can remmeber the shit i ate...well...for breakfast i had out of the box waffles. My mom got a new kind that are bootleg eggo...as cheap as eggos are anyway she had to find a fake eggo. Thas how cheap we is. I probably swallowed some snapple somewhere in there too. Um...i had some orange juica and tea when i got to school (fashionably late). For lunch i had...um...well i knows i had me a plum...and i think it was either rice or cuscus...no...i think it was a veggie patty. YES! it was a veggie patty...and i ate it. with my mouth. and it was digested with my powers of human. I washed it all down w/ 2 lemonadeez and soem OJ.
Yeah...i had an origianlity size jamba juice of peenya kowlada (damn their gimmicks) with a protein boost after school. It was good. yup. At all school night i had a salad with italian dressing and some pastapastapasta. plus i got to watch all those motherlovin yuppies eat that goddamn chicken. Damn them. One day they'll envy my vegetables. HAHAHAHA! (-dreams about the future for 2-3 minutes-) I'm back bitches! and i am about to tell you that at all school night i also had a lot of water although i have heard with my ears that the lemonade had quite an affinity for the right taste buds. Yas.
When i got home i had a box of Entemmans saint patricks day cookies=awesome and cheetos and an out of the box watermelon italian ice which tasted nothing like watermelon. Although watermelon doesn't really taste like anything anyways.
Well ladies -and i do love the ladies- i gotsa ta go make some love and get me some smoochies too. Oh...i almost forgot- everyone who has an X chromosome MUST go to this website watch the academay award nominated short animated film "Rejected". It totally blew my mind and melted my fuckin face man. watch this shit....fuckin believe me man. Trust with the soul.
Aight....i hope everyone enjoyed the rockin on Friday night...if you liked what u rocked to then suppport us by downloadin all of of our fuckin trax! Yeah bitch...wait...we don't gots no trax homes...shit man...why you always gotsa ta be naysayin...so goddamn pessimistic. ALWAYS A NAYSAYER!
keep it real...and on the down low-(i wish i had something to tell you that actually merited the warning "keep it on the down low". That'd be hella cool...yeah. -thinks of phrase for 15-17 mins- "Don't grugle your cheese snout when you be chompin on tacotacotaco in the zoo paco")
-Lingo (not to be confused with Ring0...you know that guy...from that band)
P.S.= Past suppertime/pissing and singing. Um...by the way...if you like wut you readhere everyday...spread the word around...you know...support your fellow dogg..recanize. thanx.
i'm out.
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How you are you nutsos? Sorry that i didn't post on friday...i was at all school night watchin gymnastics and didn't gots no times. So i am going to do this looking back on yesterday...i don't know thow...it's gunna be fuckin tough man...i don't think i should pull a stunt like this so early in my blogging career. Oh well....i caint dissapoint the fans. It's all about the FANS man! they show you love...and occasionally boobs. I love groupies. Speakin of that...if anyone wants to be a groupie for this blog...we'll be doing auditions soon...and by "we" i meant me. Yup...
Anywho...lets see if i can remmeber the shit i ate...well...for breakfast i had out of the box waffles. My mom got a new kind that are bootleg eggo...as cheap as eggos are anyway she had to find a fake eggo. Thas how cheap we is. I probably swallowed some snapple somewhere in there too. Um...i had some orange juica and tea when i got to school (fashionably late). For lunch i had...um...well i knows i had me a plum...and i think it was either rice or cuscus...no...i think it was a veggie patty. YES! it was a veggie patty...and i ate it. with my mouth. and it was digested with my powers of human. I washed it all down w/ 2 lemonadeez and soem OJ.
Yeah...i had an origianlity size jamba juice of peenya kowlada (damn their gimmicks) with a protein boost after school. It was good. yup. At all school night i had a salad with italian dressing and some pastapastapasta. plus i got to watch all those motherlovin yuppies eat that goddamn chicken. Damn them. One day they'll envy my vegetables. HAHAHAHA! (-dreams about the future for 2-3 minutes-) I'm back bitches! and i am about to tell you that at all school night i also had a lot of water although i have heard with my ears that the lemonade had quite an affinity for the right taste buds. Yas.
When i got home i had a box of Entemmans saint patricks day cookies=awesome and cheetos and an out of the box watermelon italian ice which tasted nothing like watermelon. Although watermelon doesn't really taste like anything anyways.
Well ladies -and i do love the ladies- i gotsa ta go make some love and get me some smoochies too. Oh...i almost forgot- everyone who has an X chromosome MUST go to this website watch the academay award nominated short animated film "Rejected". It totally blew my mind and melted my fuckin face man. watch this shit....fuckin believe me man. Trust with the soul.
Aight....i hope everyone enjoyed the rockin on Friday night...if you liked what u rocked to then suppport us by downloadin all of of our fuckin trax! Yeah bitch...wait...we don't gots no trax homes...shit man...why you always gotsa ta be naysayin...so goddamn pessimistic. ALWAYS A NAYSAYER!
keep it real...and on the down low-(i wish i had something to tell you that actually merited the warning "keep it on the down low". That'd be hella cool...yeah. -thinks of phrase for 15-17 mins- "Don't grugle your cheese snout when you be chompin on tacotacotaco in the zoo paco")
-Lingo (not to be confused with Ring0...you know that guy...from that band)
P.S.= Past suppertime/pissing and singing. Um...by the way...if you like wut you readhere everyday...spread the word around...you know...support your fellow dogg..recanize. thanx.
i'm out.
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