Monday, March 15, 2004
Wutzup Jhonka!
Yeah...thas right you bitch ass mother fuckers...i'm behind on posting. As of now i am 1 day behind...but as soon as i have some time to catch up i will be back on the ball instead of sucking the ball. Today is tuesday but i am writing about monday. You'll hear about tuesday later you fuckin bunnies.
Well. Anywho....what the hell did i eat...that is a question that needs to be answered. I shall do it...oh yes....and i shall do it well! Lemme see....Before school i had aunt jemima french toast for breakfast... but i wouldn't know if it was really french or not cuz i've never been to france. For lunch i had money...lots of money...and some coins on the side. No...not really you gullible dooshes. I REALLY had vegetable california roll sushi instead of the goddamn beef picadillo! Ya' see... beef picadillo is my one of my favorite dishes from school. Damn them. DAMN DEBBI! SHE HAD TO MAKE IT ON THE LAST DAY! sorry about all the caps, i'm poppin em like i own a gun. Yeah...i also probably had some other shit but i can't remember that. Yeah...well FUCK YOU BUDDY! WHY DON'T YOU TRY REMEMBERING SHIT....IT'S NOT AS EASY AS IT LOOKS YOU OLD HAG!! once again...i feel my apology is necessary.
For dinner my mom finally cooked and she made tofu stir-fry with mixed vegetables...like carrots...and vegetables. it was really good. i betcha wish you could have some dontcha bitch! Huh? Well y can't you whore! I ate it all! actually...i probably didn't and i'll probably be eating it's leftovers tomorrow. damn you and your mind games.
I didn't have any desert because we were all out of italian ices. it's them damn italians i tell you..they don't work fast enough...the lazy bastards....with their goddamn meditteranean.
Well chicken eaters...that was the last day of vegetarianism...i guess you'll have to tune in tomorrow to see if i snuck some veal before midnight and lost the bet. mmmm....veal.....mmmm.....i wonder if they have glutin-veal. HEY! Maybe they have glutin PEOPLE! Maybe...the me that i think i am right now is actually a glutin copy of me made at birth by robots. Yeah...i guess it's sorta like the matrix...except more vegetarian.
Aight...it's been real...have a nice coma.
Peace out.
-Lingo
(not to be confused with Ring0...you know that guy...from that band.)
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Yeah...thas right you bitch ass mother fuckers...i'm behind on posting. As of now i am 1 day behind...but as soon as i have some time to catch up i will be back on the ball instead of sucking the ball. Today is tuesday but i am writing about monday. You'll hear about tuesday later you fuckin bunnies.
Well. Anywho....what the hell did i eat...that is a question that needs to be answered. I shall do it...oh yes....and i shall do it well! Lemme see....Before school i had aunt jemima french toast for breakfast... but i wouldn't know if it was really french or not cuz i've never been to france. For lunch i had money...lots of money...and some coins on the side. No...not really you gullible dooshes. I REALLY had vegetable california roll sushi instead of the goddamn beef picadillo! Ya' see... beef picadillo is my one of my favorite dishes from school. Damn them. DAMN DEBBI! SHE HAD TO MAKE IT ON THE LAST DAY! sorry about all the caps, i'm poppin em like i own a gun. Yeah...i also probably had some other shit but i can't remember that. Yeah...well FUCK YOU BUDDY! WHY DON'T YOU TRY REMEMBERING SHIT....IT'S NOT AS EASY AS IT LOOKS YOU OLD HAG!! once again...i feel my apology is necessary.
For dinner my mom finally cooked and she made tofu stir-fry with mixed vegetables...like carrots...and vegetables. it was really good. i betcha wish you could have some dontcha bitch! Huh? Well y can't you whore! I ate it all! actually...i probably didn't and i'll probably be eating it's leftovers tomorrow. damn you and your mind games.
I didn't have any desert because we were all out of italian ices. it's them damn italians i tell you..they don't work fast enough...the lazy bastards....with their goddamn meditteranean.
Well chicken eaters...that was the last day of vegetarianism...i guess you'll have to tune in tomorrow to see if i snuck some veal before midnight and lost the bet. mmmm....veal.....mmmm.....i wonder if they have glutin-veal. HEY! Maybe they have glutin PEOPLE! Maybe...the me that i think i am right now is actually a glutin copy of me made at birth by robots. Yeah...i guess it's sorta like the matrix...except more vegetarian.
Aight...it's been real...have a nice coma.
Peace out.
-Lingo
(not to be confused with Ring0...you know that guy...from that band.)
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